Malhar Lexicon: A Glossary In Parody

Is this your first Malhar? Or are you like us and get all the acronyms wrong? Either way — don’t worry, we got you covered, come with us as we breakdown Malhar’s glossary infused with mirth, farce and a lexicon that’s no laughing matter!

1. The famous four of Malhar, the Q: Who always make sure that the show goes on, the guiding lights to getting our approvals, ideation and making sure no stone is left unturned. Our famous four consists of the Chairperson, and Vice Chairperson (Events, Management, and Networking). 

    2. Organizers of Chaos: The Gang of 20 OCs that creates shebang, art, magic and unison between the Quartet and Organizers of each department. Organisers-in-Chaos under their respective domains create a pathway to solidify the Malhar hierarchy, and, obviously, are the bosses of their own leagues!

    3. The TOP Gs: The OGs under the OCs make sure that they ideate, delegate, and deliver the tasks at bay. Let’s just say that all the organizers are here to show you the intricacies of their departments and are your most real Gs. 

    The Q, OCs and OGs after the amount of work to be done sinks in.

    4. WINC: Workers-IN-Corporation! Are here to make your pre-events special by involving the wider community through their yard sale, and making the main days an immersive and participatory experience for all attendees.

    5. WPA: Whack Personnel Association! Grooving, freestyle and a lot of cool larks that are a sight for sore eyes, you name it, and WPA has it on their move! We’re talking about the ones who are always on their tiptoes, hopping in merry, and whisking you away with their moves. 

    6. LA: Looney Antics! If you’ve read all of Harry Potter and still don’t like it, this department would be sure to shun you. LA isn’t all nerdy, they just know how to play the word game and steal your heart. 

    7. TEXX: Tech Xenogogues! If you know nothing about the world of tangled wires, mixers, mics, cables, this department is here to make sure that their secrets remain unveiled! There are mysteries shielded under the garb of those tangles, come join us to unravel the puzzle!

    8. ETC: Extra Talent Central! Well as far as word of mouth flows, the ETC department is all drama, pizzazz, and extra-ness. They somehow manage to balance all work, and all play: slogging, yet frollicking!

    9. DnM: Dhamaka and Maasti! Did you even attend Malhar if your IG story the next day doesn’t have a picture of you posing in the DnM Lounge? This department works relentlessly to make the campus look good, and they look even better while doing it with an exception of them wrecking their backs for such lovely backdrops!

    10. FnD: Fearless and Determined! The ones who possess all access, contorting their body to fit into tiny spaces to capture the perfect shot. As creators of the aftermovie, they might be the most powerful department, afterall.  

    11. FA: Frantic Artists! A bunch of crazy artists who spill paint, laughter and bring expression into life, creating art casually is the only flex that makes them the most sought after department in Malhar. As creators of canvasses and hues they are sure to add colours in your life!

    Upon closing today’s blog we leave behind a question for you to ponder upon, what’s an innately comedic aspect about yourself that puts a smile on a stranger’s face? This Malhar, we urge you to find the fun every step of the way — staying back after your classes for a meeting, or running around college the day before an event. Malhar is sure to give you stories you can cherish for a lifetime.


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